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ruffboijuliaburnsides:

rogueofcrows:

Me lately

#adhd and delayed sleep phase folks are SUFFERING now guys #everything has been overturned and we have no reason not to become the nocturnal goblins we all want to be deep down #I haven’t slept properly in three days #pls be kind to us bc we are so tired and there is no longer any external structure to orient ourselves with (via @taibhsearachd​)

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zabsofnightvale:

so in the adventure zone when aubrey is asked “what ARE you?” in regards to her crazy magic powers and her response is “oh i’m bisexual”

that was travis mcelroy displaying the highest level of understanding of gay culture that a straight man can possibly have

hawkeye1964:

sinsumeria1:

richietozierhateblog:

i went to the met today

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

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xxziggystardust:

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iesika:

“Nude women are only Art if there’s an urn in it,” said Fred Colon. This sounded a bit weak even to him, so he added: “Or a plinth. Both is best, o’course. It’s a secret sign, see, that they put in to say that it’s Art and okay to look at.”

— Terry Pratchett, Thud!

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xromanticalityx:

onward-to-victuuri:

are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

I’m an “I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop” pirate

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literaltortoise:

marxoids:

Me, passing someone on the highway: bitch

Me, being passed on the highway: bitch

Me, when someone is driving right next to me and won’t pass me: BITCH

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